I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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