i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
