I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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