I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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