I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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