Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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