We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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