Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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