...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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