i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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