I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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