this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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