Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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