Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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