no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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