if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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