AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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