Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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