Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Randomize
