Pappa wants mamma naked
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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