Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
