GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
