And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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