the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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