Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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