why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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