hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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