nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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