Barsexuality is the new black.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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