At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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