Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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