I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.