why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.