did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I did not marry a roomba.
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