Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
two words...techno handjob
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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