we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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