i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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