when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I would fuck him just for his dog
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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