I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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