I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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