Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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