at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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