we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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