On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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