i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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