what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
