I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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