dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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