It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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