I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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