Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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