Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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