that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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