Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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